You know you've done it, everyone has, misinterpreted the lyrics of a song. You've been cruising down the road with a carload of the coolest cats you run with, everyone beltin' it out at the top of their lungs, when suddenly you (or someone) sing the most absurd thing with the utmost sincerity and everyone cracks up. Here are some of the best ones I've heard in my short life.
"Don't put your love out on the pavement..."-my dear Grammur sang this instead of
"Va-cuu-ming..."-Annlies best friend Cidney sang this instead of "Rescue me..."
"Is that you baby or just a bridge in disgui-ii-ise..."- I sang this instead of "Is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise..."
"Heeeenry, busted" a good friend sang this instad of "Tin roof, rusted." (Loveshack by the B52's)
"Tin roof, sundae!"-my friend Laura sang this instead of "Tin roof, rusted"(I think she was having a munchies attack...)
"Ice-ca-pades"-old friend Ginny sang that instead of "Es-ca-pade" (Janet Jackson, Escapade)
"Pudus take the wheeeeeel"-the DivineMissM (my baby Madelynn) sang this instead of "Jesus take the wheel" I think she just thought it was funny. She was sitting at her Cinderella vanity, in her Ariel costume, with hot pink spots of blush on her cheeks and the brightest shade of lavender on her eyelids using a play pizza wedge for a microphone...
Anybody out there have any spilt lyrics to offer?
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